Andre ~ 21 years old ~ Gay ~ I like Cephalopods.

 

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

(Source: sizvideos)

kiyala:

self—pollution:

This absurdly cute caterpillar is the larva of the Japanese Emperor butterfly (Sasakia charonda) or the Oomurasaki, as it’s known in Japan. This half baby deer-half caterpillar-like creature is probably one of the cutest insects I’ve ever seen. Apparently the Japanese agree with me, as they’ve made the Japanese Emperor butterfly the national butterfly of Japan.

But before it transforms into a beautiful butterfly, the antlered larvae just hang out and feast on hackberries. (Via)

Are you kidding me? It is the :3 emoticon. It is the cutest, oh my god.

stillnosandwich:

beyperfect:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 

the last one is up in our english classroom hahaha

english grammar is so dumb. I’m pretty sure in german you can just use a colon to specify which strippers/rhinoceri. otherwise it is a simple enumeration
also: wouldnt
"We invited the strippers JFK and Stalin."
actually mean that the strippers were JFK and Stalin?

stillnosandwich:

beyperfect:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

image

all right, you’ve convinced me. 

the last one is up in our english classroom hahaha

english grammar is so dumb. I’m pretty sure in german you can just use a colon to specify which strippers/rhinoceri. otherwise it is a simple enumeration

also:
 wouldnt

"We invited the strippers JFK and Stalin."

actually mean that the strippers were JFK and Stalin?

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight)